Meat and Sarcasm, that's it, that's pretty much my entire existance.

 

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Its fucking aperture science. That one spring probably contains the force of a super nova or something…Also a bullet is whats fired when you shoot a gun. A cartridge is what you load into a gun which has the case, bullet, gun powder, primer..if you really want to get technical with this.

(Source: bustedbitmap)

Everyone is talking about the blood moon. Meanwhile Im sitting here going NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Why is the universe giving me feels?

ITS NOT A BLOOD MOON….SHES BLUSHING BECAUSE OF SOKKA REASONS!!!!

songofages:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

It’s for science.

(Source: homovikings)